Pech Jackal
Because, living behind a screen gives you multiple lives. I am always gaining health, it tells me so. I go to different worlds and slay the bad, as well as the innocent. Because, behind a screen it's my world and no one can rule me.
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mysterymeat237:

fuckyeah1990s:

Bill Gates jumping over a chair

nice one bill

(Source: kalstedom, via liquor-is-quicker-xxx)

Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???


Answer:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(Source: bearzerky, via ahistoryofwolfcraft)

clgdoublelifts:

*mentioning internet friends to parents*

we went to school together before they moved away a couple years ago.. did i never mention them.. weird.. totally went to school together..

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